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Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!
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by mattwright1979 December 10, 2010
Get the Cheese Market mug.Slang for smegma: the secretion of a sebaceous gland
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora
specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora
After going three days without a bath, Charlie had a buildup of duck cheese on the head of his penis.
by The Yan Man December 2, 2021
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1.Preparing the milk: Before it can be turned into cheese, the milk may need to be processed.
2.Acidifying the milk: Adding cultures to the milk allows it to begin to ferment and makes it more acidic.
3.Curdling the milk: Adding rennet causes a reaction that curdles the milk, creating curds.
4.Cutting the curd: Next, the cheesemaker cuts the curd with knives and heats it, further separating the curds and whey.
5.Processing the curd: Processing the curd through stirring, cooking and washing continue to acidify and dry the curds.
6.Draining the whey: Next, the whey is drained, leaving only a mat of cheese curds.
7.Cheddaring the cheese: The cheesemaker next cuts the curd mat into sections and repeatedly flips the sections before 8.milling the mat.
9.Salting the cheese: For some cheeses, the next is dry salting, and for others, it is brining.
10.Shaping the cheese: Next, cheesemakers shape the cheese, often using molds to assist.
11.Aging the cheese: Some cheeses are aged for anywhere from a number of days to a number of years.
Eating the perfect cheese may involve gollum-like behaviour
1.Preparing the milk: Before it can be turned into cheese, the milk may need to be processed.
2.Acidifying the milk: Adding cultures to the milk allows it to begin to ferment and makes it more acidic.
3.Curdling the milk: Adding rennet causes a reaction that curdles the milk, creating curds.
4.Cutting the curd: Next, the cheesemaker cuts the curd with knives and heats it, further separating the curds and whey.
5.Processing the curd: Processing the curd through stirring, cooking and washing continue to acidify and dry the curds.
6.Draining the whey: Next, the whey is drained, leaving only a mat of cheese curds.
7.Cheddaring the cheese: The cheesemaker next cuts the curd mat into sections and repeatedly flips the sections before 8.milling the mat.
9.Salting the cheese: For some cheeses, the next is dry salting, and for others, it is brining.
10.Shaping the cheese: Next, cheesemakers shape the cheese, often using molds to assist.
11.Aging the cheese: Some cheeses are aged for anywhere from a number of days to a number of years.
Eating the perfect cheese may involve gollum-like behaviour
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