wife says to husband " will U be my bag holder tonight? BIG black african wants me & he doesn't like his balls to drag on the sheets " !!
husband says to wife "####@$%$@$!" this is the last time I always get STINK HAND !!!
husband says to wife "####@$%$@$!" this is the last time I always get STINK HAND !!!
by itichie_nocanpo September 7, 2006
Get the bag holdermug. a short blonde girl who dyes her hair as much as a balding old man is a hoe bag bitch she tells secrest and shits on orphon puppies just for laughs she enjopys licking dog dicks on rainy after noons and sometimes (when lucky) gets a taste of her cousins! the whole family jumps in on ths! :)
by yo mam so fat.... January 14, 2009
Get the hoe bag bitchmug. When at the movies and the popcorn is running low, poke a hole in the bottom of a bag and stick your wang through it. When your gf reaches in for another mouthful, there will be more than just popcorn. She will be eating out of the bag for the rest of the night!
Things were a bit dull while I was at the movies with Sydney, so I decided to bust out the handy bag of popcorn on her. She gobbled it right up!
by TIMMAAY October 14, 2005
Get the handy bag of popcornmug. by Audrey Sickles October 16, 2008
Get the skanky hoe bagmug. "After my chili cheese fries, I accidentally hot bag lunched my girl when she asked me to go down on her"
"My girl likes the way my warm breath feels when I hot bag lunch her"
"My girl likes the way my warm breath feels when I hot bag lunch her"
by Deadbrother February 4, 2009
Get the hot bag lunchmug. Common parlance among tabloid sports journalists for scoring a goal in football. Unwittingly, they are also referencing an obscure gay sex act whereby one participant stretches the other's scrotum taut across his mouth and pokes his tongue between the balls.
by EinZweiDie January 2, 2011
Get the Bulging the onion bagmug. A term used when a division 1 college football team schedule a game with a division 1a college football team.
by BruinKiller3469 October 2, 2011
Get the Body Bag Gamemug.