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When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
by Herpderpity May 12, 2025
mugGet the Little German Chocolate Holemug.

dick hole

whenever you want to insult someone and you want to call them a asshole but worse
"(person one) your fucking gay" "(person two) your a fucking dick hole"
by Tactless58 March 2, 2022
mugGet the dick holemug.

vent-a-hole

Pronounced similiar to vendejo, a person driving a smoke-spewing car in front of you while you're driving that causes your car to stink up (i.e., smoke comes into your car through the vent from the a-hole).
This vent-a-hole needs his car serviced, stat!
by Mathmatical March 26, 2021
mugGet the vent-a-holemug.

a-hole

another way of saying that someone is an asshole
you are such an a-hole for beating me up
by deeznuts6946 December 4, 2021
mugGet the a-holemug.

Black Hole

In kpop, a Black Hole is the worst dancer of the group. Whether it's doing the moves wrong, too slow, too fast or not in sync with the other members, this person attracts attention to themselves accidentally by being the Odd One Out, thus, a Black Hole.
"Did you see that?"

"What?"
"He was so late to do the move."
"Ah, he's their Black Hole."
by Yoonminsasses August 27, 2018
mugGet the Black Holemug.

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
by Bornelius September 22, 2025
mugGet the Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxingmug.

african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.
My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.
by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021
mugGet the african watering holemug.

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