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Shit revenge

When u you got your dump interrupted 1 day and you shit double the next.
Sarah called me to pick the kids while I was dumping and I had to cut it in half. The next morning I got a shit revenge and the whole house smelled terrible.
by acusyn July 30, 2021
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shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.
That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.
by jimmybomm November 9, 2020
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Shit ribbon

Something that should be pleasant and enjoyable that over time becomes horrible e.g. pulling 3 feet of pretty ribbon that your cat ate out of its ass...
That movie started great, but then turned into a real shit ribbon...
by kilogreen February 13, 2020
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Shotgun Shit

When you go to deficate in the lavatory, but you need to be quick so you go for a shotgun shit, sometime given it’s name because it has a wide spread shot and can cause a lot of damage if it hits someone in close range.
“Hey Rob we are in the middle of a game where you going” “don’t worry lads I’m off to do a shotgun shit I’ll be back in 30 seconds
by Mr.NotWorldWide October 5, 2018
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That shit curves

When something is cool or works.
Randy: "Yo robby, look at these fat dubs on my whip"
Robby: "that shit curves fo show... Fo damn shoo"
by Streetplaya626 August 1, 2015
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Dude Shit

just dudes doin dude shit
Jake: Why’d you itch ur ass when you got up
Me: Just doin dude shit
by dudeshitcreator September 5, 2021
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shit twinkie

noun; A cum filled turd as a result of anal sex. A sperm injected piece of feces resulting from rectal intercourse.
That new moderator, David Ryder, is a real shit twinkie.
by Ancap Fanatic May 23, 2017
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