poop

its in my pants

bruh poop

by hnu8jmi9k,0l; May 14, 2021

Poop Factory

Poop Factory: a facility in which poop is manufactured, often, the facility is very loose butthole and the poop is mass produced at a high rate. The phrase poop factory is often used to describe a person who seems like the only content they can produce and put into the world is poop (see Stephan A. Smith from ESPN as an example).

Synonyms:
poop-dickery dickery jack-dickery Side Dickery okey dokey dickery do dog dickery Fuck Dickery Sleefdic Willy Wonka's Choclate Factory Stephan A. Smith

Watching Stephen A. Smith arguing with Joe Rogan about the Conor Mcgregor and Donald Cerrone fight, made me realize Stephen A. Smith is a poop factory.

by twitch.tv/mindabyss July 19, 2020

Poop jaccuzi

The surgical removal of the brain.

The CPT code for a Poop Jaccuzi is 6969696969. Looks like the patient's copay is $69.

by Pewpewpewrainbows March 15, 2025

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Purse Poop

When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.

Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.

by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022