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twisted penis 

When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass
Oh my god Trevel committed twisted penis
twisted penis by trevelhasasmalldick February 28, 2017

slippery penis 

1.A really wet, moist, succulent penis.
2. Penis covered in so much cum that it falls right out of your hand.
"She had a hard time gripping my slippery penis."

Pork penis

A penis that’s big and fat and look like a pig
Tell him to suck my pork penis!
Pork penis by Adalina October 5, 2017

melon penis 

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS
Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.
melon penis by bigballs22 October 24, 2017

little penis syndrome 

An person (male or female) who displays a tenuously tough covetous, jealous attitude of any nature that evolves into an lifelong obsessive competition about everything.

An person Who puffs up his chest to any other form of life including animals and further threatens to fight anyone who may ding or shatter his/her incredibly fragile ego.

Anyone can be afflicted by little penis syndrome but clinical studies show these symptoms are more prevalently displayed by men.
My truck is better than yours.

My tattoos are better than yours..

I’ll fight you over it.

Thinks he is tough but is a pussy in real life.

asshat, assclown, dumbass, chicken shit, poser little penis syndrome
little penis syndrome by FeatherD November 22, 2017