jack

jack is a person with a small dick

jack you have a small dick

by SulliedNevada September 9, 2019

pineapple jack o lantern

a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?

"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.

by VoidPineapple August 17, 2021

fridge-jack

To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.

Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?

Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.

Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?

Matt: Yeah.

by sixxon December 30, 2008

Jack bellinger

A handsome fella, Can do 360 layups in basketball.
His dick larger then the OU

Girl: Is that Jack bellinger?

Girl 2: YES
Girl: *Ejaculates*

by Sexycorysmacker October 30, 2023

Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.

Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

by meatbaggie November 9, 2019

Jack

Something that I think you use on your car.
An amazing funny person.

Girl 1: OMG IS THAT JACK THE HOTTIE!?
Girl 2 : YAS QUEEN GO SLAY

by jm041662 November 9, 2022

Stall jack

Excusing oneself to the restroom during working hours for a quick tug of the man meats.

Oh man, three minutes until the staff meeting, that's totally enough time for a stall jack.

by asdflasdfasdffff January 21, 2011