Poop Fiasco

A period of time where ones poops are extreme and unrelenting. Often resulting in a wet and uncomfortable mess.
I'm sorry I was late this morning, I was in the middle of a poop fiasco.
by Grand Daddy Long Legs March 02, 2020
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Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.
"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"
by Just some guy 183691 December 20, 2016
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poop butt dumpster

yo dude...steer clear of that one...she's a straight up poop butt dumpster.
by geemoney$$$ July 15, 2024
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poop-nado

An exceedingly uncomfortable and inconsistent bowel movement following a night of binge eating. It's often felt well before reaching the restroom, as the unplanned load had a combination of foods that ruined your guts.
Oh damn... I ate way to much grease last night on my binge. This morning I had a poop-nado ready to greet me.
by Raz0rRaid0r January 27, 2023
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Poop off

The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same
Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021
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Boot-poop

Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.
There’s poop on the living room floor. I’ll bet it’s boot-poop.
by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019
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