invisible monkey slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.

Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

by Apakuni May 07, 2004

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clappin spank monkey

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.

she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night

by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004

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Deep South Monkey

An American who is of black descent that has sexual relations with a member of their own family; having offspring due to the union of the family members.

Cop: Everybody is this niggers cousin he will still fuck them he's just a Deep South Monkey

Rookie: Thats Racist!

Cop: Give it a little time.

by Carvel Sunday September 09, 2010

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