A large amount of sometheng. This adjective is used to express a mild amount of weight contrary to the fuck ton. The piss ton is a smaller unit
Man dude this weighs a shit ton
by THeCUteEMoBOy July 05, 2013
Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000
by old man in the attic March 25, 2016
When you’re about to go to a pregame for a night out with the squad and you get nervous and have to shit before you leave.
by Scuba Dave February 26, 2022
Concoction of different alcohols. To be necked in one go. Comes in a 0.568 litre glasses and upwards.
True nutters can add other things to the shit pint, from salt to mustard to baked beans to paper. i.e. anything you can get your hands on.
Normally offered up as forfeit.
True nutters can add other things to the shit pint, from salt to mustard to baked beans to paper. i.e. anything you can get your hands on.
Normally offered up as forfeit.
by M4AXWELL January 29, 2018
by Crazycrazy February 14, 2015
When an obese truck driver is too lazy or too fat to get out of his truck to go take a shit and doesn't have a plastic bottle big enough to contain his feces or just doesn't have good enough aim to shit in said bottle so he instead just cuts the rubber boot around the shift lever on his transmission and takes a shit on top of the transmission. This also applies to truck drivers that may not be obese but are either afraid to get out of their truck or not willing to pull over to take a shit. These drivers are especially talented because they can simultaneously shit on their transmission while driving, shifting gears and watching porn on their smartphones.
"Shit! I'm late for dropping my load and I really need to drop a load from my ass! No time to stop so I guess I'll have to keep driving and take a tranny shit while I pleasure myself to internet porn. I'm a multitasker.
by SuperMegaAsshole December 27, 2021
When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.
democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
by blackstookmybike March 08, 2012