When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.
“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024
Get the poop bulgemug. The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same
Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!
by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021
Get the Poop offmug. Poop Factory: a facility in which poop is manufactured, often, the facility is very loose butthole and the poop is mass produced at a high rate. The phrase poop factory is often used to describe a person who seems like the only content they can produce and put into the world is poop (see Stephan A. Smith from ESPN as an example).
Synonyms:
poop-dickery dickery jack-dickery Side Dickery okey dokey dickery do dog dickery Fuck Dickery Sleefdic Willy Wonka's Choclate Factory Stephan A. Smith
Synonyms:
poop-dickery dickery jack-dickery Side Dickery okey dokey dickery do dog dickery Fuck Dickery Sleefdic Willy Wonka's Choclate Factory Stephan A. Smith
Watching Stephen A. Smith arguing with Joe Rogan about the Conor Mcgregor and Donald Cerrone fight, made me realize Stephen A. Smith is a poop factory.
by twitch.tv/mindabyss July 19, 2020
Get the Poop Factorymug. 
im pooping
by pooooooooooopppp329789ejhd October 9, 2020
Get the Poopmug. 