To have "Spanked the Monkey":
"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"
"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"
"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"
"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"
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Get the Monkey D Luffy mug.The Art of Monkey Science is the artistic study of monkeys who study science. Those who practice the Art of Monkey Science typically also have Asperger's Syndrome.
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Get the Errectial Disfunction Monkeys mug.When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey
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