by nguyen t September 6, 2025
Get the ey uh mug.The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019
Get the Eyes Married Status mug.Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.
defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.
by biffduncan October 25, 2019
Get the flying the red eye mug.When someone gets so drunk that a blood vessel in their eye bursts, causing the entire white of their eye to flood with blood.
Bro did you see Jamie?
Nah man what happened?
She got totally wasted last night and got champion eye!!
Holy crap! Can she even see anymore?
Nah man what happened?
She got totally wasted last night and got champion eye!!
Holy crap! Can she even see anymore?
by Xtrasupernova December 6, 2016
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person2: what the fuck is this
person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!
person2: my eyes are bleeding
person2: what the fuck is this
person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!
person2: my eyes are bleeding
by aggressivefart May 4, 2022
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by Marine Ghost July 6, 2017
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