i will kick you in the eyebrow

a sentence used when you want to threaten someone but also want to get a few laughs out of the surrounding people.

Sean: *says annoying shit*

Mark: "I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't shut up!!"

Surrounding People: *laughing*

by John Jacob Jinglehiemer Shmidt January 2, 2011

pull the wool over your eyes

To deceive someone

Jimmy tried to pull the wool over your eyes by telling you there is no test on Friday.

by ISoRandom November 1, 2015

emergency eyes

Eyes of desperate homosexuals searching for sexual validation.

Check out that queen's emergency eyes in the steam room.

by sadisfied February 17, 2006

eyelashes

the fury’s on ur eyes 👀

u have eyelashes

by peachesiscute March 20, 2020

Jeby Eyes

When you get so hammered that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus.

"She's brining out the Jeby Eyes"
Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!

by Dana March 8, 2005

yabby eyed

To be extremely drunk

The 18 year old was so yabby eyed at his 18th birthday party that he pissed his pants and had to be put to bed by his parents at 10pm.

by Leroy The Prophet October 12, 2006

funhouse eyes

A person, usually but not always a female, who sees herself as being much fatter or skinnier than she really is, even when she looks in the mirror.

What gave Bertha the idea she could come on to me? Does she have funhouse eyes or what?

by Gregg Brady December 1, 2006