Corporate Cum Shot

When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves.

Matt met Lindsay and gave her a corporate cum shot.

Corporate Cum Shot by bel97g April 2, 2009

the kid is not my cum 

similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

the kid is not my cum by GlazeHer August 11, 2014

Random cum stopper 

The act of stopping someone from cuming by yelling random words at them while they are at the point of climax.

She said that she was about to cum, so i pulled a "random cum stopper" and yelled "what does the fox say". She lost her orgasum.

Random cum stopper by Ppablo April 25, 2014

Pity Cum 

When you're trying cum as fast as you can, so that you can get the shitty sex/hand-job/blow-job over and done; and your cum oozes out instead of shoots out.

I had to pity cum because that was the driest mouth ever, and now I have crusty dried semen on my head.

Pity Cum by Pizza_And_Bacon_Adventure July 10, 2014

food-cum 

(v) When one throws up in the back of their mouth.

I hate when I go to burp and I food-cum instead.

food-cum by lmjb December 16, 2014

Hate Cum 

When you are banging someone, normally having hate sex, and you make a mess when you cum just so you inconvenience them

I was banging that bitch Bailey and I hate cummed all over her carpet! She spend an hour cleaning that up!!

Hate Cum by Mike Big Black Hawk June 3, 2016

summa cum poppa toppa 

A degree in beer drinking

I graduated summa cum poppa toppa from Saunders Highschool

summa cum poppa toppa by Big & Stinky January 7, 2017