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Pity Cum 

When you're trying cum as fast as you can, so that you can get the shitty sex/hand-job/blow-job over and done; and your cum oozes out instead of shoots out.
I had to pity cum because that was the driest mouth ever, and now I have crusty dried semen on my head.
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food-cum 

(v) When one throws up in the back of their mouth.
I hate when I go to burp and I food-cum instead.
food-cum by lmjb December 16, 2014

Hate Cum 

When you are banging someone, normally having hate sex, and you make a mess when you cum just so you inconvenience them
I was banging that bitch Bailey and I hate cummed all over her carpet! She spend an hour cleaning that up!!

summa cum poppa toppa 

I graduated summa cum poppa toppa from Saunders Highschool

Slushee cum 

Yo, this slushee cum is litty
Slushee cum by kmanchill July 18, 2017

Lamborghini cum tash 

When you are banging a fit bird and are ready to cum in 60 seconds so you pull out and cum on her top lip and make car noises
Oh mate I was banging that 10 the other night and I was gonna cum in seconds so I whipped it out and gave her a lamborghini cum tash!