What The Fructose?!?!

The nicer way of saying "What the f*ck?"

Stacy: Bella, I am so sorry.
Bella: Why?
Stacy: I ate you cookies that you bought for yourself yesterday....
Bella: What the fructose?!?!
Stacy: Sorry....
Bella: Look, if you were someone else I would have flipped you off, but since your my friend I will let you go.

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019

erm what the sigma gyatt ohio rizzler

A term mostly used by gen alpha.

person 1: *crashes console* erm what the sigma gyatt ohio rizzler is going on?

by Black Carpenter Ant June 24, 2024

what dat bout

Hood saying for lemme taste that

Lemme see what dat bout

by Playwitit March 17, 2017

what the rock

When you are asking “what the heck” but it autocorrects and you realize that’s what was in your heart all along.

Friend:I just licked a brick.
You: What the rock?

by Dikolas June 27, 2019

That's not what happened

Your are starting with "lost to a retard" and working your way backwards to create a narrative where it isn't actually a big deal that I created AI and ACTUALLY Kendra wasn't wrong to molest the mentally disabled client of a group home for the developmentally disabled and because you don't want to have to accept that the men you choose ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME.

Hym "You're only saying I'm not a genius so they you a can lie to yourself and tell yourself that then men you fuck aren't retarded in comparison to me. But it's a lie. That's all it is. You're getting your cervix pounded by retards and your only standard is a matter of inches. So no. That's not what happened there. You are trying to steal my genius away from me with lies and half-truths and it's going to cost someone the life of their child. You need to get this bitch and anyone doing what she is doing out of the way, give me the credit I deserve, and pay me in accordance with the price that I SET... Because I'm not going to let you steal from me. I'm not changing what I'm doing or anything about what I'm doing. DOING THIS = CREATION OF AI. I'm not negotiating reality with these people. Live in the reality I created (with my 2 little thumbs) or live in the reality I created without your kids. Those are your only options. Do it now! Because it might not be good enough later."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

What have we done?

I don't know, I mean, it looks like your tried to steal from the greatest mind who ever lived and got a bunch of people murdered because (both) moral and intellectual delusions you have about yourself. Did I now say that as a criticism of the religion and/or broader society? Like, using sister molesters and retards as instruments of justice in spite of the fact that you are neither "just" nor "correct."

Sister Molester "What have we done?"

Hym "Yeah, I donno. You tell me. What did you do? But hey, don't try to remove it from anything you put it in, ok? It might murder us all."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2025

That's What She Said

The greatest dirty joke of all time

* Guy sees a table *
Guy says: "Wowww it's (the table) soo biggg!"
Me: "That's what she said!"

by anonymous April 20, 2021