Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...A product of the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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“Yo, I saw you hit that parked car over there. I won’t say nothing if you hit my hand” (normally accompanied by extending the hand out and rubbing thumb and first two fingers together.)
by Forwono1017 January 30, 2025
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It is used to express that something is as cool is it can be without using a black skinned (obviously racist) emoji.
It is used to express that something is as cool is it can be without using a black skinned (obviously racist) emoji.
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"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
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Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
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Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
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Get the Billy the Great bj hand outer mug.A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.
Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!
Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.
Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!
Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.
Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!
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