monkey brains 

plural of monkey brain: a green fruit which is wrinkly like a brain, about the size of a monkey's. Semi-common in Cincinnati (I know this because it’s where I’m from; they may be common elsewhere, as well, though I ’mnot aware’f where).

The official\technical\scientfic\actual\real\true term/name for it.. I don't know.

Getting hit in the head by a monkey brain ain’t as severe as gettin‘ hit by a base-ball, but it still hurts.

Me and my friends, when we were young, liked to roll monkey brains down our streets in the ’hood.

monkey brains by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

Monkey fucker

One who likes the reacharound when having relations with a monkey

Duran is a monkey fucker.

Monkey fucker by Mike Hunt August 25, 2003

monkey knuckle 

1 step higher than a cameltoe

look at that ho's cameltoe!!!

monkey knuckle by Mike! June 8, 2004

monkey 

1. Hot, attractive (often applies to members of the Checks)
2. Just generally great

You think Sven is monkey but I know Jacob is way monkeyer.
If we went to that gig it would be so monkey.

monkey by Mims May 7, 2005

butt monkey

one who clings to the ass of a chick

man every since he started dating her hes been an butt monkey

butt monkey by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

turf monkey 

to lick anuva ones soiled patieholes

dude dat bitch did a turf monkey on dat gal wot a tramp

turf monkey by matt1234567 January 16, 2008

Grease Monkey 

1. Someone who has bits of food, grease, etc. in their facial hair or normal hair.

2. Someone who loves working on cars.

1.
George: Man, John never puts a hairnet on when using the deep fat frier. What a grease monkey.

2.
Josh: All that that grease monkey Joel does all day is work on cars.

Grease Monkey by The Anonymous Corporation April 29, 2010