john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011

John

John, he is one of a kind. He is very tiny and is an Asian that enjoys the taste of cats and dogs raining. He can be very shy and not talkative, but once you get to know him he can be the best person ever! He also enjoys hacking in any type of game he plays. But you'll still love him for who he is.

He must be a john!

by Tiny Asian thing January 18, 2020

John Macy

Street Term for someone who files false police reports

"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief

by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020

John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack

Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy

by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020

Michael John

Another word for a cigarette

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy

by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020

John

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.

"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"

by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020

John

A very cool guy that attracts alot of young women. They call him the 'women magnet"because women are attracted to this hot guy.

OMGGGG!!! Its JOHN I can't wait to MATE with him.

by xXJxhnXx January 29, 2021