A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
Get the never laid a hand on memug. by Jizz hands October 18, 2017
Get the Edward Jizzard Handsmug. Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.
by anGelo68 May 25, 2016
Get the Beer-handedmug. by rollingstoner91 October 2, 2013
Get the hand trickmug. by TdogNite July 24, 2015
Get the Hand Beefmug. Yo, she was scratching me, but I think she had meth hands.
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!
by Stranglemyer February 27, 2020
Get the Meth Handsmug. a chemical compound used to clean your hands and was a BIG THING in 2020 but now people just put scent in it. but honestly non flavored is better than coke ngl
by thefunniman10102020 October 26, 2022
Get the hand sanitizermug.