Daddy Hazen

Daddy Hazen is a term used to describe your local sexual offender without exposing him.

Oh man, Daddy Hazen got me last night.

by DaddyDefiner January 16, 2019

mom daddy

The name a toddler calls the parent who is known or capable to perform most (breastfeeding the exemption) parenting tasks in requesting the parent attention. Commonly the 'Most At Home' parent is identified first in order (i.e. Dad mommy).

Mom daddy? can you make me something to eat?

by A Mom Daddy April 21, 2018

Daddy

Something that a lot of people do not have, this is also known as a father, or dad, but this is the funnier way of saying it.

"My DADDY just left me for milk and cigarettes after beating my mom"

by Zaydem January 6, 2025

navy daddy

daddy of travis scott and meek mill in scotia bank arena

"pause rrresume, did u hear nav bring out travis scott?"
"No way he is so navy daddy"

by Navy daddy April 18, 2023

daddy joke

A dad joke that has an adult overtone, turning ‘Dad’ joke into the sexualized ‘Daddy’ joke moniker. These jokes would typically not be shared between a Father and his children, but would retain its eye-rolling and groan invoking effect.

Friend 1: “A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered."

Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”

by 72886 November 26, 2022

Daddy

Adrianrage.

Adrianrage thinks he isn't daddy, but we all know he is. I mean he even is the definition.

by Cu13 March 18, 2024

Slurp Daddy's Tongue

To desperatly curry favor with somebody.

She was in a serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue oh his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to down the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin' there.

by KriZzu March 23, 2020