When you're playing with a Magic 8 Ball, but you want it to seem like you're asking questions to a long lost father.
by SuperDoooooope March 2, 2022

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by The duddeddddddd October 8, 2019

by HubsBeats November 4, 2019

The kind of guy who thinks he's protecting someone from someone else with a knife by shooting them, rather than disarming them. Shooting is quicker, and there is less risk of injury to the officer involved, but it's also irreversible to the person getting shot and to their family.
There is no easy way to keep somebody who really wants to cut somebody up from doing it, but Officer Big Daddy does have more options than one, even if he doesn't like the hard ones that go with wearing a badge. If you really don't want to have to do anything physically hard at a time you least want to, there really are other jobs you won't endanger people at by making split second decisions that take a life, and assuming that it was always the right move.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

by daddysshrimpon1fan April 4, 2025
