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down like a fat kid on a see saw

Fat kids on seesaw's go down and don't come back up. So if u say "your down like a fat kid on a seesaw", u arnt backing out of whatever it is your doing...
Jeff: Hey wanna get drunk?
Bob: I'm down like a fat kid on a see saw!!
by frontizle August 13, 2009
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alaskan upside down moose pile driver

when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion
by gfkfkfkfkf December 1, 2016
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Everyone put a thumbs down on this

Don't put a thumbs up, put a thumbs down. I wonder how many thumb downs there will be. Will it get rid of this if no one thumb ups it? Oh well.
Everyone put a thumbs down on this pls.
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
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slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet

A prase used when an over-weight person is consuming a large ammount of food, because On the moon, we would weigh much less than we do here on earth.
Tommy,a rather over-weight child, is stuffing his face with pie. His Older brother remarks, "Slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet."
by Maddie McGregor January 10, 2009
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Shoot a hot one down her gullet

A phrase used to denote ejaculating into/inside a girl's mouth and or throat.
Derek "Does she swallow?"

Barry "Yeah man, I shot a hot one down her gullet."
by Neo June 15, 2003
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The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck

A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.
Oh shit, its The Thing!

What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?

Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.

I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009
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Trickle Down Theory (non-economic theory)

The theory that a male standing in front of a urinal--no matter how much he squeezes, pulls, pushes, wipes, or waits--has a 100% probability of urinating after he has already pulled up his pants and finished relieving himself. Being a theory, it is impossible to prove, but the experience of billions of men of all ages and throughout all time have almost made the statement a truism.
Alex (while relieving himself in front of a urinal): Hey, didn't Reagan say taxing the rich less would mean more jobs and economic opportunities for simple folk like us?

Ken (while relieving himself in an adjacent urinal): I think so. Well, hey, he gave it his best shot. Now hurry up, we're going to be late for the foreclosure hearing. (Zips up.)

Alex: Alright. (Zips up, then feels a trickle of liquid go down his leg.) WTF?? Damn you trickle down theory (non-economic theory)!!!

Ken: Haha. Got you again, huh? Looks like I was one of the lucky ones. (Feels a trickle down his leg) MOTHER#$%^*@!!!!!!!!
by Ryno247 October 20, 2013
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