a day when you're craving chicken wings so you get chicken wings but then you realize the chicken wings are a day and a disappointment so now you are disappointed and hungry.
Omg I thought I aced that test but my professor said I got the worst score in the class and now my car broke down and I ran out of cheese. This is just the chicken wingiest day.
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Get the jerk chicken mug.Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 17, 2022
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boy: what the fuck did u just call me. u piece of shit.
girl: thats better than a chicken nugget my dude
boy: what the fuck did u just call me. u piece of shit.
girl: thats better than a chicken nugget my dude
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