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Cheese

Milk that has gone through some things to get to where it is now.
Why is there Cheese on the walls
by Ucabismol November 10, 2020
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Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'
Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..
by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010
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Chuck E. Cheese

American pizza place where the stubborn kids and 30+ phedophiles hang out. Also recycles pizza! :-)
Person 1: I ate at Chuck E. Cheese yesterday and my pizza looked and tasted different.
Person 2: ”It’s most likely recycled
Person 1: Damm
by TM AIGHT March 2, 2019
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Poopie Cheese

Adj. When you feel like you look bad (poop), when you feel just bleh in general, to describe any feeling that is not joyous or happy.

Noun. The scrotumy pus like hardened poop mixed with ball sweat that sticks to the gooch.
Hope, you never look like poopie cheese
by Hopesbf January 23, 2011
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cheese dive

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese
Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense
by magarina December 5, 2019
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Frottage Cheese

Dickcheese (also known as smegma) that has been knocked off due to dry humping or rubbing dicks together.
Shit, now there’s frottage cheese all over the carpet. We both should wash our rods better next time before we rub them together.
by Forgettable Name January 30, 2023
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cheese

something my friend said when I asked "what should I put on this website??"
Me: Hey bro what should I put on this website???
Friend: cheese
Me: ok
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