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Hulu and hand

When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.
While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.
by manchild8518 March 21, 2016
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Devils hand

I don't like my devils hand. Its not usefull.
by I used my brain1 November 6, 2019
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Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!
I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time
by The cocks July 19, 2022
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2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.
Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.
by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019
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Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.
Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!
by Oug777 February 3, 2019
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Milf Hands

When her face looks 20 but her hands look 50
Damn she’s so hot but those Milf Hands are a turn off
by Dikwanka52 September 30, 2020
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