When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.
While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.
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by I used my brain1 November 6, 2019

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!
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by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.
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