Black Snake Moan

The sound a person makes when they have been on the toilet for a long time trying to push out a dry shit after being constipated.

Justins leg shook as he forced out a black snake moan his body sweating profusely as the long hard turd finally splashed into the toilet.

by zenjiedo_68 September 30, 2009

black man on the can

Basically, a joking taunt yelled when white students realize the black guy in their dormatory is inhabiting a bathroom stall.

(walks into the bathroom) Black man on the can!

by Young Love April 27, 2006

Singapore Black Friday

An imported American sales event that lures budget-conscious Singaporeans to move beyond window shopping into buying crap they don’t need at discounted prices, which could serve as some kind of stress therapy for overworked or unhappy workers.

From Halloween to Valentine’s Day to Singapore Black Friday, local businesses never fail to leverage on the attractions of foreign festivals, holidays, or events to profiteer from gullible citizens.

by MathPlus April 20, 2018

black bag

That in which a black man's testicles is contained.

Clarence: "I ain't never doing no yoga again, i done ripped half way open my black bag!"

Leroy: "Snap my negroid companion!"

by Skippy Doo Daddle May 14, 2010

Black Heart

you care about that person more than your self like WAY MORE than your self.

boy: do u really love me?
Girl: I love you more than anything in this world 🖤
black heart: more caring of one person only "loving him/her more then you love yourself."

by Rioistaken September 30, 2020

Black Swan

The marketing of madness.
The cruelest revenge.
Totally ficticious in facts, however the story is a lesson to be learned.
Undeserving of an Oscar, which would be like giving someone a prize for the biggest headfuck.

One of many insane movies of 2010/11, including Inception, Burlesque, Black Swan and many more

by patient4w5 January 20, 2011

black hole of marriage

From a singles perspective, it's where all you newly married friends go. If they do fall into the event horizon, they may never be seen again. However, if they are like a rare quasar jet, they may appear at a later time...wanting to hang out all the time.

Man, I haven't seen Jeff since he got married. He must be in the black hole of marriage.

by what the? August 23, 2006