What Ree-lon and Cuckerbeard stole is worth more than the $500 dollars that would constitute grand larceny. Why aren't conservatives calling for Elon to be locked up when THEY KNOW MORE THAN EVERYONE about the theft because it's the conservative Podcaster Jordan Peterson who first told ME (The Anti-Natalist and was a reference to one of my earliest posts) to 'Leave the planet' (whatever THAT means) back in 2015 and has been reading this the whole time.
Hym "I mean, they say the guy was convicted of grand larceny so what do they actually want to happen? Life in prison for every crime? Ok. Elon stole. The conservatives have been reading this the whole time and therefore know he stole. Life in prison for Elon and Cuckerbeard. We need to lock up these criminals. Or kill em I guess. We could do that too- Or, um, INSTEAD. Yeah."
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When someone performs a belief, identity, or expertise while openly acknowledging that it’s performative, and uses that acknowledgment as insulation from critique instead of engaging or committing.
Not the same as meta irony:
Meta LARP is about avoiding commitment or accountability by leaning on the shared awareness between the one writing it and the one reading it.
When someone performs a belief, identity, or expertise while openly acknowledging that it’s performative, and uses that acknowledgment as insulation from critique instead of engaging or committing.
Not the same as meta irony:
Meta LARP is about avoiding commitment or accountability by leaning on the shared awareness between the one writing it and the one reading it.
“He kept arguing like it mattered, but every time he was challenged he’d fall back on ‘none of this is real anyway’ , total meta LARP.”
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