D-bagulosis

The sickness of being a douche bag. The only treatment for a girl or a queer is getting a T-bagulosis

Girl: John my boyfriend stood me up.

John: Yeah he was sick.
Girl: With what??!
John: D-bagulosis!

by THAT_ONE_THING July 28, 2010

Ella D

The funniest, most beautiful girl in the entire world. She’s got the kind of beauty that makes people double-take, with eyes that light up a room, a smile that could fix any bad day, and a heart that’s just as stunning as the outside. Sweet, caring, and genuinely one of the nicest humans you’ll ever meet.

But let’s not pretend here… Ella D also has a smokin hot body. She practically stops traffic as she crosses the road, and honestly deserves her own fan club. Combine that with her gorgeous face, her laugh, and her personality, and you’ve got the full package. total perfection.

Being around Ella D means constant laughs, endless admiration, and a reminder that you seriously lucked out.

Every time Ella D walks past, I remember God really does have favorites

by tc0033000 August 25, 2025

:-D

It's a dick

"Lmao I told my mom :-D meant happy alien smiley face"

by JohnCenaaa April 11, 2016

d-bag

An abbreviation used by 11-year-olds instead of "douchebag" so that their parents don't throw a tantrum over the actual word.

My friend, you're such a d-bag!

by ManGroover December 20, 2015

D&G

Short for Douche and Garbage usually refer to the racist luxury brand which sells shit at an incredible price

Amy: omg can’t believe that guy is wearing D&G.
Sandy: ikr doesn’t he know D&G stands for Douche and Garbage?

by Everybody Loves China November 21, 2018

d. muddle

some faggot

"that d. muddle is some faggot"

by TheBruddas May 28, 2022

Initial D

What a virgin gets on her wedding night.

"Yo, did you hear about Jessica and Martin?"

"Yea, pretty sure that Jessica got that Initial D."

by Robertginz June 13, 2022