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Excuse me What the Fuck

A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.
"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"
by Shrek Bin Laden August 28, 2018
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Oh, What?!

A ridiculous catchphrase employed by kids who lack the intelligence to respond in a socially sound manner. Often accompanied by an equally annoying hand gesture, similar to the convulsions of a fetal alcohol syndrome victim. (A connection to which the performer is generally oblivious.)

The phrase is generally ejaculated in response to surprising, extreme, or hilarious news.
"Hey man, I was on my way over and two hot chicks threw apples at my car and I crashed into a tree. Then the hot chicks dragged me out of the car, ripped off my pants and gave me a blowjob in tandem."

"Oh, WHAT?!!"
by Sozoa July 20, 2008
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buttnaked, what!

buttnaked, what!used when really high.
aomething thats so ridiculous, is funny.

later evolved into a bunch of stoners saying it all the time.
sitting in a jail cell...

matt: yeah man, they arrested you while your girl was buttnaked in the car.
lamantrey: what! she was buttnaked, what!?!
by miiiiirdock January 23, 2009
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That's what she said

Girl: "Aww. It was supposed to be fun, but I couldn't even stay awake."
Boy: "That's what she said!"
by Set_fire_ash June 15, 2010
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Damn shame what happened to that dog

A person is a messed up situation in which the end result is also messed up. (Quoted from the film, "Coming To America", From when the blind man and the Seeing Eye Dog died in the room that Prince Akeem wanted to rent out.)
When Paul went to take his final exam he found out that it was yesterday, he is most defintely gonna fail this semester,Damn shame what happened to that dog.....
by Marvel_Boy June 10, 2010
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Thats what she said

A phrase said after something completely normal to make it sound sexual.
(TV Commercial for excercise equiptment) : Do you like it hard?
(Boy # 1) : Thats what she said !
(Boy # 2) : What are you talking about?
(Boy # 1) : If you say 'Thats what she said' after someting to make it sound sexual, it's funny.
(Boy # 2) : Oh okay, I get it.
by Smurphhh April 15, 2009
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do you know what i mean like

An unintelligent filler phrase used by people who like the kardashians. It adds zero value to a conversation.
Yesterday my cat ate the dog food, do you know what I mean like?
by KardashianLover3142 May 21, 2016
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