Startle Farts

Being startled so abruptly that you can't stop a fart from escaping.

It happened so fast I got the startle farts!

by 2girls1cup87 March 30, 2019

Bareback fart

The technique of pressing your naked butt against another naked body and farting.

I like to surprise my girlfriend with a bareback fart before I trap her in the Dutch oven.

by Vince I March 31, 2019

fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

Fart

The best thing to do when somebody asks you if you will marry them.

"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."

by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019

Herald fart

1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.

"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."

by Trap Dandy June 3, 2019

corn farting

Corn farting is that that mess at bottom of the corn popper that is all yellow looking. So, how do you wipe the yellow stuff off the white fluffy stuff?

Corn Farting: Even scrubbing it won't get all the corn farting out of your popcorn popper.

by Bubba from Georgia June 11, 2019

Fart

A thing between the butt cheeks that ruins relationships

Female:*farts*
Male: ew did you just fart
Female: yeah, it's the human body, get over it
Male: you're gross. I now hate you.

by Lightbulb24 June 13, 2019