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Life

The Pointless thing some of us share.
Why is Life so pointless, just an endless void that ends with death.
by Zeus Masteria September 17, 2020
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my life

A conundrum of bad decisions, awful days, constant agony and suppressive reminders of the fucking horrific fact I’ll never be a dinosaur.
by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023
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veggie life

A person who does not drink or do drugs.
"Want to go out for a drink?"
"No, I don't drink alcohol."
"Oh, that's veggie life!"
by Jewlee Ann April 25, 2014
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Life

something that should've ended 3.85 billion years ago
girl 1: what's the meaning of life?
girl 2: dat should've ended long ago, my friend
by thisishowiyee November 4, 2017
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Ruin his own life

No. He did not...
Hym "Ruin his own life. Someone heard what he said and DECIDED TO DO THAT TO HIM. You're a fucking retard. Your life hinges on the whim of the mob so YOU have a vested interest in allowing them to do shit like that and I say 'Them' because, again, what did he do to himself? Did he call his own job? No? Then WHO DID IT? DO THEY HAVE A NAME? THAT IS WHO RUINED HIS LIFE."

A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"

Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Life

Life is an amazing thing you only get once. You get to be in love, have kids, settle down, get married, have an amazing family who loves you dearly, and maybe even be a crazy cat lady! lol. Remember, life is a once-in-a-lifetime expirence. So use it all very wisely. <3 <3 <3 <3
Girl: *Sighs* What would I do without life?

Boy: You'd be dead, no, wait, you wouldn't even know what life is.
by AmazingLexiIsNotOnFire March 22, 2017
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Life span of cows

Usually, cows tend to live for 18 years. No longer than 18 :)
The life span of cows is 18 years. I guess my sister is dying in a few days
by Smoll potato December 4, 2021
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