on john

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Bro Im going to fail this test...ON JOHN

by DerekZalez March 21, 2025

John

Man who’s hair is longer than his arms also a little guy

Have you seen John

Oh yeah he’s the guy w the short arms

by Daddywjhehdhd June 20, 2022

John

A very known boy's name. Meaning of JOHN is God is Gracious

My son's name is John

by JOHN'S GALAXY January 11, 2021

John Wicked

When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock

“God Dammit! My friend John Wicked me on my snapchat last night!”

by toribiorillo February 10, 2023

Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.

"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023

John

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times. He also has the cutest smile ever. He is very athletic, intelligent, and VERY cute.

You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JOHN
Friend: omg never let go of him!

by misterious9495 January 11, 2021

John Leo

Ma pride. Mo reply rag ganahan. Player. Incredibly Liar.

John Leo hates girls but girls love him.

by Hatkik May 16, 2022