throw back jack

To pleasure onses self to old pictures of celebrities/porn stars who are currently past there prime.

"She may be ugly now, but I keep some of her old pictures from the 90s for a throw back jack"

by scram.bler January 20, 2015

House Jacked

Stealing real estate using legal or illegal methods.

The lawful owner of a house has been House Jacked when a person moves into a house without permission, refuses to leave when asked, and claims that the house is theirs.

by Vauban Schwarzwald March 2, 2015

Stealth Jack

The use of the word is done so in which to trick someone during the game of Bullshit / Cheat / I Doubt It, not just restricted to jacks but to your personal favourite card. This is used to make someone think you are bullshitting, or to people that know you more well, make them think you are in fact not bullshitting.

You: Yeah I place down a stealth jack...I mean a 7
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit

or

You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*

by iBroadwell March 9, 2015

jacked up on butter

A term used when you eat so much mother fuckin better that you preform a persevere that involves ripping the butter sticks out of your asshole than deepthroughting them until you choke and die

Yo that fag just got jacked up on butter!

by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015

Air jacking

When someone goes to a breezy place and jerks.

"Mom i'll be on the hill"
"But you just went"
"I'm going air jacking"

by ThatGuyWhoMakesRandomWords March 27, 2015

The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015