dick dial

Just like butt dial but when your phone is in your front pocket.

Dude 1: Dude, I think you butt dialed me, all I heard was static and muffled conversation for like 10 minutes.
Dude 2: Dude, that must have been a dick dial, I carry my phone in my front pocket.

by Capt. Underpants December 27, 2007

dick fondue

When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, pulls out and his dick is covered in shit. Similar to banana dipped Chocolate Fondue.

"Ah Hell Nah Bitch I don't dig dick fondue you need an enema first."

by Matt Merry (ie. The Midnight Cowboy) May 2, 2008

small dick

penis 2 inch

Kevin Durant has a small dick!

by yourbestfriendsgirl June 16, 2018

Worm Dick

Just another everyday word for Penis. Clearly, making the point that the penis looks like a worm. An earthworm. To be specific, a naked earth worm Jim without the clothes.

Yeah man. Me and this chick were really hitting it off until she took me back and pulled out a worm dick.

I was so embarrassed I put my worm dick away and got out of there.

Well, did you bury your worm dick in her garden or what?!?

by NastyNallyy June 22, 2011

dick inch

a dick inch is alot smaller than a usual inch. inches are 2.5cm, whereas a dick inch is maybe 1cm or 1.5

Ian: I measured my dick today, it's 9 inches
Jack: Sure, you mean 9 dick inches

by jackisthebestateverything December 5, 2009

Dick Root

The base, or root, of the male genitalia. This non-visible portion of the dick runs beneath the balls and forms a strong foundation for the erect dick. It is often neglected during stimulation.

Yo man, Shaquanda gave me the best BJ last night. She sucked me dry, all the way to the Dick Root man.

by ThirdSt May 31, 2009

dick bush

what appears around the dick of a guy who does not shave.

Bud had a severe dick bush.

by nikeolous May 24, 2006