Dirty Brayden

The act of inserting one's own fist inside the Anus of a male orangutan wile it is performing sexual favors to said person

That guy jumped the fence at the zoo and did a dirty Brayden

by Icecoldace November 8, 2014

dirty david

when a marine named David decides to power rape you in the buthole. can either be done on a guy or girl

Danny gave me a dirty david last night against my will

by Donald Trumps the best February 22, 2017

Dirty Samsel

Banging a girl doggy style and twisting on her ears while making motorcycle sounds. If done properly she should walk funny, and have glowing red ears.

Before taking a girl home to meet my mother, I always make sure she is cool with the dirty samsel.

by Spedpoo80 no async July 31, 2003

dirty paki

A smelly tramp

Bob: ‘who’s that homeless guy over there’
Dave: ‘Ahh that’s just a Dirty Paki’

by xxRETROxx October 8, 2017

dirty turkey

When you stuff your cock and balls into a chicks asshole and blow you load inside, making some nice tasty gravy.

Last night i gave some bitch a dirty turkey. She loved the gravy.

Dude the other day I gave this chick a dirty turkey and it was hella fun. The only bad part was when I pulled out she shit on my dick.

by MGD123 June 10, 2009

Dirty Head

Sexual slang, for giving head straight after anal sex......
SO the dirt being... do i really need to explain? I think you get it.

I totally gave brad dirty head last night!!!
wow..... I really have nothing positive to say about that.

by leaflane June 15, 2011

Dirty Burrito

The Dirty Burrito is were u either go to your local mexican restaurant and ask for a pancake roll or go to your local supermarket and buy some. Then invite a girl back to your place that you know has been baking a shit in her ass for days (make sure she has eaten a lot of fibre for a bigger shit, thats if your hungry as fuck). Then ask her politely if she wouldnt mind a bit of anal before she needs the toilet. When she says yes and your analing her wait till your about the cum and vigorously punch her stomach then jizz straight into her ass and as soon as you have pulled your cock out place the pancake on a plate and position it below her ass. She will begin shitting the jizz covered shit onto the pancake. When she is finished wrap efficiently and enjoy the delectable Burrito but don't forget ladies first and offer nicely.

Dude I had the most delicious Dirty Burrito last night she hadn't shit in 3 weeks and i think she was a vegetarian cause the Corn was amazing, but man it was fucking nutty and most of it was runny but it gave it extra flavour but i only had a little bit. I offered it to her and and she devoured the whole thing the slut!

by Burrito1089 September 9, 2010