Blondebun

A suburban american creature with a dyed blond bun atop their head that is commonly found living in colonies within gated neighborhoods. They can be seen walking the neighborhoods dusk, carrying large designer water bottles and wearing unnecessarily tight yoga pants on their nightly hunt for attention.

The blondebuns raided the store, ate a cashier, and stole all the bogg bags before attacking the local Target.

by Suburbanconflict November 29, 2024

Blondaholic

Being extremely addicted to blonde females.
you cant get away from them.

My brother im cooked, im a blondaholic

by ur cooked December 16, 2023

blode

Variant spelling of "blowed", the non-standard regularised past form of "blow". Usually found in the form of "blode up", as a
the past of "blow up" (to explode).

After a tweet unexpectedly gets considerable traction on Twitter, the author may add "wow this blode up" before adding a request that this newfound large audience visit a website, follow someone, purchase a product, etc. (known as a "plug").

by Denver Wagner February 7, 2024

Blonderexia

Addiction to blondes, blonde fetish.

Help bro I suffer from Blonderexia, I only find blondes attractive.

by Blonderexia February 29, 2024

blondemower

Spinning your dickin a helicopter motion mushroom slapping your women in the face maultiple times

Slapping women in the face maultiple times with your dick -blondemower

by Milmine March 29, 2024

Bloading

Putting a stopper of some kind into the urethra to maximize edging capabilities; ideal edging method for novice gooners

“Dude, how do you edge for so long? I can only last twenty minutes.”

“Have you tried bloading? I put a little cork into my tip and it stops anything from coming out. I can last a whole day this way!”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024

Blonde

Blonde is a Frank Ocean album.

Person 1: Did you listen to Blond yesterday? Person 2: Its called blonde not blond

by frankoceanaddicted August 10, 2024