Blue Balls

Something you get when you drink tea

I have the meanest Blue Balls ..
You drink too much tea bro!

by Dohminaden October 8, 2018

MAH BALLS MAH BALLS

When you get kicked by your annoying fucking siblings in the balls

MAH BALLS MAH BALLS FYCK YOU ERIK/MY BROTHER

by Zack Lazer October 12, 2018

Spaniard Balls of Fire

crush 10 bull testicles with 2 chocolat butlah using a blender to make a fine paste. Optional: rub your own balls with Lidocine. Rub some of the paste on your balls, put a mexican hat on, and do you girl or boy doggy style. make sure your balls hit your partner where it counts. You may sing Lacucaracha for atmosphere.

Man, yesterday I gave my boy a good Spaniard Balls of Fire. He will never cheat on me now.

by XwiZed August 15, 2018

lag balls

To take a long time

Im sorry i lag balls but ill be there soon.

by Fuuckslut September 5, 2018

Radish balls

When a radish grows balls like any human

Omg look at dem radish balls They look cool

by R balls October 21, 2018

Magenta Balls

Masturbating 5 minutes before No Nut November starts, and once it hits midnight you have to stop immediately.
If you win you get one final nut before November

But if you lose You get severe blue balls, so much they they turn to a darker shade and eventually turn a megenta colour by the end of it.

“Hey did you hear about Alex?, I herd he got severe Megenta Balls”
“What are Magenta Balls?
“Where you have to start Beating your meat 5 minutes before no nut November and after it hits midnight you have to immediately stop, and if you don’t but you get blue balls so bad they turn Magenta”

by Zinox_Hd October 28, 2018

food balls

When your super hungry and see a commercial for a specific kind of food but you can’t eat it because the place isn’t open at 3am so in other words ... “blue balls for food”

Man that jack in the box commercial gave me major food balls

by Lexi lexx December 14, 2018