I rounded the corner and there he was, my old friend Mike, standing right in front of the bakery – as large as life!
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
Get the As large as lifemug. When someone feels entitled to knock hard on your door, they think you are obligated to them in some way. It is a very disrespectful power-move. People who respect you, are scared of you, or owe you something wont knock hard on your door; they will text and say, "I'm here. :)"
"You think I am in danger? No, I am the danger. You think when someone opens their door and gets shot, it'd be me? No, I am the one who knocks" -Breaking Bad
"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z
"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z
by JewJuBee July 19, 2018
Get the Hard Knock Lifemug. Why did you search this? Anyways, off-topic, Changed is a good, challenging furry puzzle game
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by what king September 5, 2021
Get the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesusmug. Drama Life: this is Tabitha's life. She is a crazy mf who attracts an abnormal amount of drama to herself
You really have the life of a Tabitha.
Drama Life: this is Tabitha's life. She is a crazy mf who attracts an abnormal amount of drama to herself
Drama Life: this is Tabitha's life. She is a crazy mf who attracts an abnormal amount of drama to herself
by Porsha_Patterson November 21, 2019
Get the Drama Lifemug. I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by QuandaleDingleNigger March 8, 2024
Get the Shrek is Love Shrek is Lifemug. This quote simply means that life is in your control and that you’re the one who can shape your destiny. When being in control you also have the choice to take opportunities that come your way and create a new exciting chapter
Hey Jarrad your life is going downhill - seize the day, make the most of what the universe has to offer. Life is what you make it, an opportunity just take it
by jazzaaaaaa November 1, 2025
Get the Life is what you make it, an opportunity just take itmug. As a man is about to cum in/on the girl's vagina/mouth/tits, he screams out the intro to the circle of life from the lion king i.e. AHHHHHHHHSEVEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by maximus big cock March 15, 2014
Get the ejaculation of lifemug.