The 6th natural state of matter. It is both a liquid and a solid at all times, but can never be punctured as if it is one.
Teacher: "The 5 natural stages of matter are-"
Student: "6 stages"
Teacher: "Wh-"
Student: "Cat."
Teacher: "..."
Student: "6 stages"
Teacher: "Wh-"
Student: "Cat."
Teacher: "..."
by Deranged_Guacamole February 03, 2022
cat is a furry little bred, no dont touch the belly cat dont like that, yes pet calmly cat like that.
cat has little smol beans in the paws and will make you a nice dough with them.
cat is warm and sleeps often.
likes to play too.
provide with food and a litter box, take care and dont let outside if not in cage or leash, will die.
cat has little smol beans in the paws and will make you a nice dough with them.
cat is warm and sleeps often.
likes to play too.
provide with food and a litter box, take care and dont let outside if not in cage or leash, will die.
that's a cat
by ▯▯ May 22, 2021
Person1: Hey, I didn't know you owned a cat.
Person2: I don't, It owns me.
Person1: Can I pet it?
Person1 got scratched because fuck you
Person2: I don't, It owns me.
Person1: Can I pet it?
Person1 got scratched because fuck you
by GodteirCats October 11, 2020
by the second cool guy. April 02, 2020
by Kris_Rblx2010 May 05, 2022
Cats are the best. They're shy when you first meet them, but soon will be rubbing along your legs. They're ferocious beasts at night, but come home with a little gift. Mousie! Cats are the sweetest creatures. but being out all day, they'll soon start to smell. Give your cat a bath, but watch the claws and teeth. Cats are nightmares when in water.
Cats are cute.
by #Felina September 26, 2019