Johnned

To be hit in the face with a lunchbox while wearing glasses, causing them to break

"Dude, that guy just got Johnned!"

by Bluesonic420 December 8, 2025

John Among

An adjective for a person who is a fantastic detective

Luke: You are so John Among
Nolan: I know, he found it out so fast

by Evachado December 12, 2025

John Eiron decastro

Baby boy with the hottest back. Is very sweet and smart. Don’t play word games or math games with him( YOU WILL LOSE!!) and you will love and miss him very much

Who’s my baby boy?

John Eiron Decastro!

by Tsunami16112024 December 15, 2025

Blow john

When you receive a blow job while the giver is defecating profusely.

I got a mean blow john last night. That shit was so good but man it stank!

by Sylax6 December 21, 2025

N-word Papa John’s

Pizza made by papa John’s before the ceo was forced out for using a racial slur. With his departure went the drive to make quality food, and thus became another restaurant racing to the bottom for profit.

This pizza is almost as good as n-word papa John’s was!

by Cat_Puke January 4, 2026

N-word papa John’s

Delicious pizza made when the founder of papa John’s was still in control. After the dropping of the word, he was booted from the company and they decided to make as much profit as possible by lowering their quality until they go out of business.

How they are still open to sell carpet is anybody’s guess.

This taste like good old fashioned n-word papa John’s , remember when they were really good? Now it’s crappy pizza better profits.

by Cat_Puke January 4, 2026

John Marston’d

To be outnumbered by your enemies and shot many times

“Dude it’s 1 v 7, he’s not clutchi- yeah there we go, John Marston’d.”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh January 8, 2026