Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023

Jack benseman

Absolute cock head.

Oh jack benseman, he is a cock head

by Alah ukba July 21, 2022

Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

Jack

An absolute lad he’s just so stupid and don’t have a clue what he’s on about half of the time and he’s got a ginger mullet bc he’s just so cool

Dave : “did you see jacks new haircut?”
Dave 2 : “yea man he’s so cool 😎”

by Pineapple gyal March 12, 2022

casper jack

The name of a mans life that consists of a chain of fuck ups.

“Fuck me Jason, look at him! His name has to be Casper Jack! What a fuck up.”

by Wezadiji January 28, 2019

Jack frost

having sex outside in the snow, you pull out and finish on the snow, proceed to make a snow ball with it and throw it at her face.

Friend : Why won't Gina go skiing with us?

Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.

by Dravenpunk January 22, 2017