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Blue Text Syndrome

When all the most recent texts, DM’s, group chats and replies are from you and there hasn’t been a reaction or response.
Damn I just texted five people and three group chats and no one has replied yet. Came down with Blue Text Syndrome
by Socksuntershoes June 30, 2023
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Blue Anon

A reactionary fabrication created to imply that there is an equal amount of fabrication and sesnationalism in the American poltical environment on the left and right.
Man, those QAnon guys are nuts!
They're not as bad as Blue Anon.
That's not a thing.
by IShouldntHaveToExplainThis March 23, 2021
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Think Blue

The Pop/Rap Bible That Debuted #1 And Was The “Stone Cold” Singers Sophomore Album After The King Print
Think Blue Snatched Baby Ari Grammy For “Best Pop Album” Of The Year
by Danni Maraj September 16, 2022
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Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020
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art degree blues

When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place
q: "Who's that girl crying over there?"
a: "Oh, that's mia, she's got art degree blues."
by retski May 27, 2022
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Feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.
Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.
by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010
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Blue

I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
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Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
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Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
"Hey Jeremy, why you so sad?" "I'm not sad I'm blue da ba dee da ba di"
by IWTFES March 6, 2022
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