When all the most recent texts, DM’s, group chats and replies are from you and there hasn’t been a reaction or response.
Damn I just texted five people and three group chats and no one has replied yet. Came down with Blue Text Syndrome
by Socksuntershoes June 30, 2023

A reactionary fabrication created to imply that there is an equal amount of fabrication and sesnationalism in the American poltical environment on the left and right.
by IShouldntHaveToExplainThis March 23, 2021

The Pop/Rap Bible That Debuted #1 And Was The “Stone Cold” Singers Sophomore Album After The King Print
by Danni Maraj September 16, 2022

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020

When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place
by retski May 27, 2022

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.
by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010

I'm blue
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I'm blue
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I'm blue
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by IWTFES March 6, 2022
