National wozzels day

National wozzels day basically national get head day. Nwd happens on may 15th this day is widely celebrated amongst teens and others.

Jason: how you gonna celebrate national wozzels day this year

Carter: I'm celebrating it with Olivia

by Retro__ May 13, 2017

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National Taco Day

A day that celebrates the origins, preparation, and enjoyment of tacos. Falls on October 4 in 2017.

Andy: Hey, team. Tomorrow is National Taco Day.

Andy's Team: Wow, cool! Does that mean you are going to buy or make us tacos?
Andy: Hahahahaha no. But here's some directions to Taco Bell. Enjoy!

by ajoggy October 4, 2017

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Second Day Sillies

The persistant distracted/unfocused feeling you get the day after smoking

Dude: Fuck all this homework, man. I'm not getting shit done today.
Man: What's wrong with you, dude?
Dude: I've just got mad second day sillies after that sesh last night.

by Markko October 12, 2013

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Dutch day off

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!

by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011

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