John

a beautiful dude from unordinary, created by uru-chan. truly hotly amazing. and no im not an otaku

Arlo - "John you shit"
John - "oh look at this dumb fuck lmfao"

by john Chloe richelle eli oneli January 26, 2022

John

a noun. it's everything

"What's a john?"
"It's a noun! It's everything!"

by balls in yo jawls <3 November 8, 2023

John

A spasticated rat.

I see a John over there.

by TheKing19981998 October 19, 2020

John Doe

hot stalker

mmmmm john doe

by Raven Ocean August 22, 2023

John-Ingar

It’s slang for «big penis» in some Norwegian cultures.

“Yoo bro this girl told me I’ve got a mad John-Ingar” (directly translated from Norwegian)

by jir39 November 9, 2020

John

John is the name of a wanker

John the wanker

by Celticboy January 3, 2020

John Sibert

A white cracker who plays guitar and has said the nigga word several times

DAMN John Sibert you are racist

by anonymous November 20, 2023