Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Poop Tooth

The brown stain on a person's teeth as a result of resin transfer from smoking a joint.

You pulled so hard on that doobie, you got yourself a poop tooth there.

by bigmurc11 May 4, 2024

Lolli-poop

The act of taking a poop and sucking on a lollipop at the same time.

After two morning espressos, Kristen had to urgently run to the bathroom for a Lolli-poop.

by Low and slow May 11, 2024

Poop nugs

Referring to cannabis, when your buds are the size of rabbits poop.

Poop nugs don't have to be worse bud, but can be due to the large concentration of stems and leaves when the nugs are tiny.

"Hey man can I get a nug?"
"Sure, but I only got poop nugs left."

by KushKrabby May 14, 2024

poop sick

when you hace eaten so mush since your last poop that nothing more can go in until something goes out

ex.

- 'Hey do you want any shawarma?'
- 'No thanks, man, i'm real poop sick. It's been 3 days since I last dropped anchor'

by pricklypear69 May 18, 2024

Poop-Pack

A nickname that is typically given to a person with a quick temper. You are to accuse the person of pooping in a backpack and then zipping it up and taking said backpack to middle school while they are in middle school. This nickname is only said around the person and is never mentioned unless the person is within earshot. The sole purpose of the nickname is to make the person turn red with anger.

Person 1: There goes Poop-Pack(Person 3), I heard he pooped in a backpack once!
Person 2: This is true.
Person 3:Shut up! I did not poop in a backpack!

by Archibald Ozimandias May 22, 2024