by BIGDAN December 24, 2022
Get the green card daddymug. A significantly older, oftentimes balding or fat guy that hooks up with younger girls and buys them nice things or pays for them to go on trips. There is no future and the younger girl is simply using the old man to get materialistic items from him. Sort of like prostitution.
He’s a “daddy”
by RikkiCurtis March 10, 2022
Get the Daddymug. Adrianrage.
by Cu13 March 18, 2024
Get the Daddymug. by LuckyDuck3727 November 26, 2019
Get the Daddymug. A dad joke that has an adult overtone, turning ‘Dad’ joke into the sexualized ‘Daddy’ joke moniker. These jokes would typically not be shared between a Father and his children, but would retain its eye-rolling and groan invoking effect.
Friend 1: “A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered."
Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”
Friend 2: “That was a solid Daddy Joke!”
by 72886 November 26, 2022
Get the daddy jokemug. To desperatly curry favor with somebody.
She was in a serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue oh his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to down the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin' there.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to down the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin' there.
by KriZzu March 23, 2020
Get the Slurp Daddy's Tonguemug.