Smoking the Bear

Being ignorant enough to go against the said rules from Smokey the Bear. You're a disgrace to the people of the woods.

I ran through Smuggler's Notch with a lit flare, and I need to say there is no better pleasure than smoking the bear.

by A Fatuous Pigeon August 22, 2017

gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017

Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.

Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

by Chillosophy October 4, 2017

Cheek Strap Beard

Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.

Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.

If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.

by Spike the nail driver October 11, 2017

Bubba’s bear

A nickname creative enough to be used on your partner. Such as their lovey nickname.

Girl: Bubba’s bear!
Guy: that’s me

by SaltyDinosaurs November 6, 2017

cross as a bear with a sore bum

Easily angered. Lookin' fer a fight!

Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.

by Pousquella April 20, 2018

Smelly Gummy Bear

The act of vaping fruit scented vape into a woman's butthole and making her fart in your face.

Jenny and I have matured as a couple. Last night she gave me a smelly gummy bear.

by Unicornpoo22 April 21, 2018