John him off

When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.

My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.

by Pcycl3 January 25, 2023

20 dollars off

A term used to describe a closeted homosexual who is not good at hiding his sexuality

Dylan: I'm not gay, but I'd love to share a bed with Ryan Reynolds.

Josh: You might as well be 20 dollars off.

by poofard33 October 14, 2023

Shut The Fuck Off

American slang, mixed met.

An uncivilized amalgamation of especially vulgar insults, designed for maximum, venomous impact.

“Where is my rent, deadbeat slob?”

“Shut the fuck off, townie. You can’t do shit.”

by Dbag Jones December 16, 2022

dick off the bone

The definition of dick off the bone is basically like sucking dick so hard like a chicken wing that the skin starts ripping apart— this word is also made by Yosili

yes, girl suck that dick off the bone yeehaw!

by latibule April 6, 2023

Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.

"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"

by JRich2009! April 21, 2023

Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.

"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"

by JRich2009! April 21, 2023

sawed-off shotgun

A colloquial term for a short barrel shotgun.

If it was manufactured with a short barrel it isn't a sawed-off shotgun.

by Cwedocjrax August 23, 2023