Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.

Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves

by davefromcanada February 18, 2024

Double Mic-ing

When someone has their in game voice chat enabled alongside voice chat on another application (e.g, Discord).

"and that's when he-"
"and that's when he-"
"Dude, you're Double Mic-ing"
"oh sorry, is this better?"

by SillyBuggar January 16, 2024

double toque day

n. Freezing cold winter day.

..............

She looks like a double toque day there all right. I can’t feel my knees.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.

Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!

by sarcasmis September 5, 2011

Double texting

Being ignored on more than one occasion. Telling bad jokes etc.

Kha: Excuse, Yo can I get your number ?
Mir: she don’t want you bro double texting at this point

by Idkmyname1 April 20, 2024

double corn

<dub-bull korn> verb, active. Sexual slang, origin:Nebraska, United States, est. ~ 1960 AD
(-ing) same and or plural partaking.
The partaking act of the insertion of two (2) ears of corn ( 🌽 🌽 ), one (1) into the vaginal cavity, and one (1) into the rectal cavity of a human female subject. Usually willingly for sexual pleasure, or other various sexual reasons of partaking.
Suffixes:

-ing (double corning), same or plural partaking.

-ed (double corned), subjective status present and/or past tense.

-er (double corner), one who partakes in the act of.

-able (double cornable), a subject determined capable and usually preferable candidate of the defined.

That girl from Nebraska enjoys a double corn after smoking cocaine.
She has double cornable hips.

by Pete the pilgrim November 12, 2021

Double schizo

Double schizo when one schizophrenic is talking to another schizophrenic and one can see the others, delusions as delusions, but not delusions in their own mind even if they have the same exact symptoms but they cant differentiate their own subjective reality. it’s called double schizo
It can make a schizophrenic pause and see their insanity. 😂😂😂

I can stop the Double schizo the people you are talking to are in your head aren’t real like mind…
(Hearing voices themself)

by Schizoverse July 4, 2025